This is some Scary and Stupid Shit.

These ads featuring Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton and Shakira for the Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center with the tag line 'Nobody is younger than you.' are just a crock of shit.

Doesn't the ad makers realize that this is NOT AT ALL the way these stars will be with their faces crumpled in wrinkles after some X years. After all Botox and all is soo happening ;) Holy shit !!

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Angelina Jolie caught on tape talking drugs, Killing pets.

A video tape shot in 1999 featuring 23 year old Angelina Jolie talking about her weird acts has leaked on to the Internet.The presently pregnant actress talks about her craze for drugs and the wild things she loved.

About Drugs :
I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. I gave them up long ago.

About Sex :
She says of taking part in sex games where someone is tied down or hurt: “It’s just a cool thing.”

About her weird and wild acts :
My snake I had – I tried killing him.” She recalls how at 12 she was “a bad girl – beating up my friends.

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£8.5 million to be spent on Brangelina twins .

Hollywood's hot parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly spending around a whooping £8.5 million for flawless delivery of their twins, which is due to happen in August.In a an exclusive interview to the Sunday Mirror Pitt told : "Angelina is doing really good now, thanks.I've been learning French. But the kids are doing it too - and they are better than me."

Now here is the list of expenses from the moment they set off to France till all the parties which are all conducted on the rival of the new family members are over.

Private jet for family to fly to France- £40,000
Private copter from the villa to hospital - £20,000
5 day hospital stay for Angelina - £20,000
5 day hospital stay for Brad Pitt - £10,000
Specialist bill - £50,000
Villa for obstetrician - £30,000
Meals in hospital,gourmet chef and takeaway from Monaco restaurant - £6,000
Designer wardrobe - £50,000
Security - £900,000
Nannies - £72,000
Tutors - £27,000
French teachers - £72,000
Baby goods - £16,000
Prams - £2,000
New larger family car - £100,000
Brad Pitt's present - £2million
Photo deal - £5million
Siblings' party - £10,000
Welcome party - £100,000
Total : £8.525million

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Angelina Jolie : Kids, It's party time !!

Angelina Jolie has reportedly planned a 'sibling party' for her four children on the arrival of the twins.The actress, as every one knows has confirmed that she is pregnant with twins during a TV interview at the Cannes Film Festival.

"It's like: 'Congratulations, your big brother, cake.' It's a big deal. I think it's just mainly so their life doesn't feel like the new babies' make their life feel smaller,"she said. Jolie is due to deliver on August 19th.

Brad Pitt gets the Angie Tattoo syndrome.

Its definitely seems like Angelina Jolie has a great impact on Brad Pitt.Seem above is the picture of Pitt with some lines, most probably tattoos on his back.They reportedly represent the levee system which failed in New Orleans when Hurricane Katrina struck in 2005.

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Angelina Jolie is the hottest Yoga celebrity.

Angelina Jolie has won the Hottest yoga celebrity contest conducted by Zendle.com.A company spokesperson said: “There are so many good looking celebrities out there. But a lot of them are messed up on the inside. However, a few celebrities seem to have it all - with good looks, great health and the right attitude. So what we're doing with the first edition of this contest is to identify and reward the right kind of behavior and lifestyle among the stars. By doing this, people will focus more on copying and emulating such stars (who practice yoga and seek a balanced life) rather than by copying the hard-drinking, temper-throwing, drug-swallowing celebs that so many people idolize these days.”

Jolie won over Carmen Electra, Eva Longoria, Halle Berry, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Mariah Carey and Nicole Kidman who also happen to practice yoga.

Angelina Jolie is the 'Most Stylish Mom'.

Angelina Jolie has been voted as the 'Most Stylish Mom of 2008' by the readers of HELLO! Canada magazine.According to the magazine a total of 15,000 votes have been casted in a poll on its website.

"I am a working mother… I want my wardrobe to be beautiful, sexy and comfortable, all at the same time," the magazine quotes her as saying.

The actress along with her children and hubby, Brad Pitt is in France preparing for the new addition to their family.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie land in France.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have landed in Paris before the birth of her twins.The couple would be staying at a villa owned by Paul Allen, Microsoft co-founder.

E! reports: "It's a breathtaking villa with views out over the Mediterranean and they have roughly 12 staff on hand at all times to get them anything they need.They love France and will now be here until after the babies are born. Angelina is looking at Marseille hospitals as a potential place to give birth."

The couple have four children till date Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh.Its quite a coincidence that Jolie stayed in the same villa when Shiloh was on the way.

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Angelina Jolie made my thing hard : James McAvoy

James McAvoy has confessed that its no easy task filming a sex scene with Angelina Jolie.The actor said that his thing was hard while he was filming some steamy shots with the actress.

"I had nightmares before we shot the scene, just in case I made a scene with my shot, she is a stunning lass," he said.

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This is of some lesbian soughts...

Natasha Bedingfield has confessed about her lesbian desires.The pop-singer has revealed that she has same-sex crush on Sacarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie.

The pop-singer who is happily paired up with Matt Robinson has absolutely no qualm in saying,“I have a girl crush on Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie.”

She also says that she eagerly waiting for Johanson's album release.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may wed this summer.

Celebrity star couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may wed this summer.The ceremony would not be a star studded affair as every one of us might be expecting it to be.The wedding would rather be attended by close friends and family.

If every thing were to go fine the couple will wed this June at their Santa Barbara retreat.One more good news is that this wedding may reconcile the relation between Angelina and her father Jon Voight who haven't been talking since 2002 after a family feud.Angie has reportedly asked her father to walk her down the aisle.

Pitt and Jolie,were many times in the past reported to be saying 'I do'.Lets hope it comes out to be true this time.They were also reported to be splitting, but all of them proved to be rumours.

Angie has also said in the past that she may never marry Pitt.

Angelina Jolie's 16 yr old hot video

Earlier we have seen a young Angelina Jolie in a bikini.Now here is a 16 year old Angelina Jolie ready to to set your testosterone levels rising.Check out the video.

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Gosh !! Angelina Jolie turning into a skeleton.

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Angelina Jolie's curvaceous figure is slowly fading.The actress shocked every one when she emerged in her ever than thinner figure.Her arms and her stomach are a very good proof that she is turning anorexic.But as for now her b**bs are in tact.Lets see whats up next.The actress recently came very strong against reports that she is too skinny.

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Brad Pitt breaks his silence,dismisses 'split' rumours.

Brad Pitt finally spoke about the state of the relation between him and Angelina Jolie.Brad Pitt has denied rumours that he is breaking up with Angelina Jolie and made it clear that they are very much together.In an interview with The Mirror he told: "Angelina is my love, my partner and the mother of my children. We're a normal family - a mother, a father and kids.The kids are fantastic and they sometimes get unruly and say the funniest things I've ever heard. Man, they're the funniest people I've ever met.It's strange the chaos they cause. We move into a hotel room and boom! It's external chaos but it's the eye of the storm, too, because it's actually very calm. It's calming to me.The most important thing is to make sure we carve out our time for the kids."
"The most important thing is to make sure we carve out our time for the kids.We give them group time and one-on-one time, because it's our responsibility to help shape them. So it's fatherhood and family first, and then we slip into work.Angelina and I try to carve out time for ourselves, too, but if something's got to go, it's usually that time." He also said that the couple are ready for another kid. "Yes, we're ready for another,"he said.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relation on the rocks?

"Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have fought over Jennifer Aniston before-and Angie has been very clear that she doesn't want Brad and Jen staying in touch."reports Life & Style magazine.Seems from the magazine reports that tension is ticking on between the Hollywood's hottest pair and their relation is definitely not having a smooth ride.
Very recently Angelina Jolie has rejected to get Brad Pitt's name tattooed on her body since she took a vow that she would never get a mans name tattooed on her body after she spent thousands to get the tattoo of ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton removed.
No one knows exactly if their relation is on the rocks.But,from the reports it seems like their relation is not definitely rocking.

Update: Brad Pitt breaks silence,says they are not splitting.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dismiss Zahara rumours.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have denied reports that their their adopted daughter Zahara is undergoing a hip operation.The couple quoted the news as "not true." Angelina Jolie told:"It's not true, and I told the magazine that printed it - but they chose to run it anyways."

Angelina Jolie's babies in serious trouble.

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Angelina Jolie turns me on:Ronaldo

Hooker lover Christiano Ronaldo has revealed about what in a woman turns him on.The soccer-star has said that he would like to his woman to be someone like Angelina Jolie.The soccer star said:“It is what is inside a beautiful woman that’s important, although she must be beautiful, like Angelina Jolie.I appreciate funny, kind, friendly women with good conversation. Laughing is one of my favourite pastimes.”

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Angelina Jolie hits out at critics.

Angelina Jolie has come out strong against barbs quoting that she is too skinny.But the actress has admitted that she has lost weight in the recent months,but, that is due to her hectic work schedule.The actress told: "Yes of course I have lost weight. Some days are exhausting, only I'm not able to collapse. I believe in pushing myself to the limits."She has also made it clear that she is not suffering from any eating disorder.Just last month Life&Style magazine has quoted that Angelina's Addicted to diet pills.

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Angelina Jolie gets naked for her next movie.

Angelina Jolie gets completely naked in her next flick Beowulf.The hottie is seen emerging completely naked from a lake.Mother of four,the actress has recently revealed that she is going for a fifth child.Beowulf is set to hit the UK silver screens on November 16th.

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